Saturday, January 17, 2009

Rainy Day Feeling

Jeeze, I cannot believe it's already January 17th and this is my first post of the year! Sorry to those out there in cyberspace who have grown wane and thin from lack of Leslie-blogging.


New Year's Resolution Update:


I know you're all dying to find out how I’m doing. So, um, not too bad. I have eaten at least one veggie all but one day, I believe. And I've managed the afore-mentioned goal of two per day about half the time. I am trying to get better. Part of the problem is my poor pre-planning. I'll be on my way out the door for school and realize I don't have a veggie for lunch. But I have neither something ready to go, nor enough time to prepare the veggies to take. So I skip the lunch veggie with plans to double up on the supper veggies. Which sometimes happens, and sometimes...not so much. Complicating my problem is Ecuador's lack of frozen or canned veggies. But all that to say I bought another big load of vegetarian goodness today at SuperMaxi (yes, that's what the store's called; its big brother is MegaMaxi. I'm not kidding) and spent an hour decontaminating, slicing and dicing. Hopefully I'll be set for success this week.


Bible Reading. Going...ok. I'm a little worse at this one because I know the goal is for the whole year, rather than day-by-day. Both weekends so far have been used to catch up to where I should be. I am moderately embarrassed about this. But still I plug on. I'm reading in chronological order, so we started with Creation in Genesis, and now I'm wading through Job's horrible excuse for a social network. I mean seriously! "Curse God and die!" ?? Did Job's wife's mommy forget to mention the "supportive" and "encouraging" aspects of being a wife? Man, she makes ME look like a person with the gift of compassion! And his friends? Yikes, man! Is there no one else in town? Maybe one of those "I alone survived" guys to come be your yes man? In all, it stinks to be Job.


Moving right along. It seems that the "real" rainy season may finally have arrived in my fair city. It's been raining nearly non-stop for about 24 hours now. Well, I guess I can't really account for the hours between 1am and 10am. But it was raining both when I fell asleep and when I awoke. It usually starts to rain in the afternoon during 8th period (last period of the day) which is convenient for my walk home shortly thereafter. But Friday it wasn't raining- it was pouring down in true monsoon fashion. I chatted in the teacher's lounge with some friends for awhile hoping to wait it out, but eventually the futility of that plan occurred to us, and we headed out.


I cross one big street during my 6 block walk. This particular road (Avenido America) is split in the middle with the trolley lanes. So there's, I think...8 lanes all together. Three northbound, then a little sidewalk to wait on; then the two trolley lanes; another sidewalky area; then the three southbound lanes. So I got stuck on one of the sidewalks between the roads because of the LUNATIC DRIVING that happens on Friday and Saturday nights in Quito. I mean, now this is a definite tangent, but these people are CRAZY! It's like all common sense and knowledge of all things driving-related is shut out of drivers' head by some sort of magnetic force.


Anyway, so I rushed between the stop-and-go traffic to the first sidewalk area and, in my haste to not be run over, didn't notice the big trolley (which is actually more like a bus) that was speeding across the intersection. Said trolley aparently did not notice me, either, because it rushed past, sloshing nasty, cold, dirty street-slime-water all over my feet and legs.


Just as I was preparing to be annoyed, I glanced up and caught the eye of an Ecuadorian woman who had just been assaulted in the same way by the same rude trolley. She smiled at me as she brushed herself off, and I couldn't help smiling back. Thanks, unknown Ecuadorian lady, for the perspective. No harm done.


And it was good that the unnamed lady put me in a good mood about my wetness at just that moment, because about 10 seconds later, as I was trying to cross the rest of the street, I ran into a cross between a huge puddle and a flooded street. Short of walking through the middle of the cross-street, there was no way to NOT wade through six inches of rushing water in the street-turned-river. I opted for wet feet over death (you will remember the drivers had all gone temporarily insane) and I just walked through the stream. Here's what I looked like by the time I got home:





It was a little like rainy season in China, except colder. :) In case you're curious, this is in the hallway of my apartment building. The open door behind me is my apartment. One of my lovely neighbors, Amy, took this fantastic shot for me.

In closing, let me share a second-hand hilarious student moment with you. Craig, a Canadian co-worker was talking with some of his students (high school) Friday about the plane crash on the east coast last week. If you hadn't heard, a flock of Canadian geese fried both engines on a passenger plane, which was then forced to make an emergency water landing into Hudson Bay. Happily, there were no human casualties of the crash (though it must have been a bad day for those geese...). So, one of the kids asks Craig how they knew the geese were Canadian (remember, these are South American kids), and Craig, unable to miss this perfect opportunity, replies, "Because they said, '(honk), eh? (honk) eh?"

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Beginnings

So here we are. 2009. Wow. I heard on the radio this week that the illusive "they" are adding one second in between 2008 and 2009. Apparently the Earth is slowing down, so they have to add a second to supplement. Like a global time-vitamin, I guess.

Really? It's a little hard for me to believe that the Earth is slowing down. Speeding up I could understand. Seriously, 2008 flashed by in, maybe 8 months' time. How can it be New Year's again?!

Well, in spite of my adamant assertion that last year was shorter than normal, I am pleased to announce that for the first time in memory, I have pondered a list of New Year's Resolutions BEFORE the ball dropped. That is to say, I decided on December 31st. And, because I have essentially zero discipline without accountability, here they are, in all their yet-untested-and-therefore-yet-unfailed, shiny new glory:

-Eat vegetables at least twice a day
-Read the Bible through this year

Tah-dah! I know...perhaps you're thinking what a short list this is. But you know, brevity is actually a fine quality. And in my defence, let's have a virtual show of hands; how many of you have ever successfully kept a New Year's resolution for the whole year?


(crickets chirping...)



THAT'S what I thought. Me neither. So I'm thinking my chances are better if I'm only focusing on two things. I think I can manage two things. Maybe.

You know, I've never read the Bible through, that I remember. I've read all of it, I think, but not all together. Well, wait, maybe not all the minor prophets...I know I was supposed to read them for a Bible class in college...hmm, well, don't tell Dr. Soto.

And as for the veggies. I don't like them. And in Quito they take extra effort. Things like, figuring out what the veggies ARE, cleaning them before you prepare them, learning to cook them here. All extra work that I have just been avoiding. But I begin to be afraid my digestive system is going to forget how to PROCESS a vegetable, and that's no good. So, in my quest to turn from a pretend adult into a real adult I'm throwing in the veggie line.

And you? Any interesting resolutions out there among my faithful readers? In either case I wish you a fulfilling and meaningful 2009. Happy New Year!

Friday, December 26, 2008

Carharts and Camo

I just wanted to pop in to say, have you ever sat down to think about what makes America great? Lots of things, no doubt, but at this particular time in my life I'm pretty convinced that limitless refills on fountain drinks is one of them.

Especially at restaurants that serve Diet Dr. Pepper. A never-ending flow of Diet Dr. Pepper... That's liquid happiness right there.

And while I'm on the subject, here is a list of reasons why I love home. In five words or less:

-rednecks are good people
-TV
-real, lung-cleansing cold
-crazy, wonderful family
-Union Chapel Missionary Church
-country music
-Wal-Mart
-driving myself in a car
-wide-open spaces
-a real kitchen
-naps every day
-understanding...culture and language
-lots of hugging

Hope you're all enjoying the last few days of 2008. Hasta pronto!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Christmas is A-Comin'

In case anyone's counting down with me, only eight days remain between me and a long, boring, FANTASTIC day of flying home for Christmas! That's one more week of school...complete with four Christmas parties, a two grammar quizzes and a Bible verse quiz (lest anyone accuse me of being a cake-teacher). And, not to be overlooked, an ice-skating party with the entire Middle School.



Yes, IMPACT is at it again. Now don't get me wrong; I love teaching Middle School. But I prefer the small doses of my classes (11-4 students per class) to the whole group together. Together they get a little...um, "squirrelly" is perhaps an apt adjective. A few too many hormones and a little less structure than is probably best. But we all need a bit of non-structure I suppose, to learn to manage ourselves without outwardly-imposed rules. I just wish that practice time weren't on my watch. Well, anyway, Alice (the aid of one of my students) has promised to sit with me on the bleachers and giggle at the kids with me. So not a total loss.



I've been trying to remember enough of the funny stuff I see around town to make a list of things for you. Enjoy!



You Might Live in Quito at Christmas Time If...



-Fireworks go off at all hours of the day, for no discernible reason


-All the billboards of Santa Claus say "Jo jo jo" (pronounced like "ho ho ho")


-Christmas time means an increase in crime (boo)

-You come back from your Thanksgiving trip to the beach (which cost you about $100 total for three days) and rejoice in how "cold" it is, even though you can still wear short-sleeves.


-Your Chinese take-out comes with a packet of ketchup and they don't have chopsticks. (admittedly not Christmas related)

-At the school Christmas concert, during the explanation of St. Nickolas (who was from Turkey) the Spanish emcee announces that St. Nick came from "Pavo" (which means turkey like the bird; Turkey like the country is "Turquia")

-The elementary Christmas program is totally bilingual, with some songs sung in eight languages.

-You joyfully stood in the POURING RAIN to pick out a Christmas tree at Parque Carolina

-You spend more time in the mall than normal because it feels like Christmastime inside.


Merry Christmas Everyone!